MessmakersWorkshop

Right. So. That last post was made some 5 years ago. I suppose that means I'm officially due for an update, yes? First bit: I'm still alive! I realize this may come as a shock to some people, but I haven't done any shuffling of mortal coils, or anything quite so dramatic. Second thingy: I'm shocked that people are still adding my old, crappy work to their favourites/lists/Hoards of Stuffness™ (like, as of a couple days ago). Thank you all for that. I'm one of those annoying "I hate anything that I created more than three and a half minutes ago" type of artists, so it's always surprising when someone likes my older work. В-третьих: A lot has happened in the past half-decade. I learned (not great) Russian, I took up sculpting (we'll see how that works out), there was (is) a world-wide pandemic that makes me regret a few genocidal quips while I was in my cups, and I pretty much removed myself from anything remotely resembling the rest of the world, because I was simply